Revolutionary Housing Concept

I've heard through the grapevine (since "Us" magazine doesn't seem to know about it) that there's something going on called a "recession" which was caused by the "housing bubble." Many people are having to give up their homes! But not to worry, we have you covered here at Future Versions. The next big thing in housing will be small, environmentally friendly housing units that you build yourself, using reclaimed wood and other board-like products. It's like, totally green! And all you need is a piece of land and some friends, and you're in business. I hear in the US these are called "Hoovervilles" but I'll just call them the next big thing in affordable green housing!

The "Fax"

Wow. Now there's a machine that lets you send a document anywhere! I just got this new communication tool, called a "fax." I put the document in, dial a number of another "fax," and the document is instantly transmitted to the other side. My friend said he got the document all right, but if that's true, then why do I still have it? Someone's confused, and by God it's not me!

The East Germans do it again!

The brilliant engineers in the GDR (German Democratic Republic, aka "East Germany") have done it again! They've produced an economical, affordable car called the "Trabant" that can be purchased for only five years salary, can be worked on with simple hand tools and requires only small amounts of waste vegetable oil for lubrication! This fantastic car will make it totally worth waiting in those gas lines on your ration day! I expect these to be available for export soon - look out, Mercedes-Benz!

Phones - WITHOUT WIRES - are now available!

I just discovered the most amazing thing and it just kind of came out of nowhere! Phones that DON'T HAVE ANY WIRES are now available. Evidently they work via something called 'radio' and you can even be out in your backyard or even the street to use one! Since they don't have wires, I suppose you could even call them WIRELESS phones. Look for these in your neighborhood soon!

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